The Homonym Vendor

The homonym vendor rode fast down the road

In a cart that was towed by a Natterjack toad

 

A great profit awaited, the prophet had foretold

If he set sail then his sale would increase tenfold

 

Through the arc of the gangplank, he boarded the ark

A fair fare to the shipwright allowed him to embark

 

On a cold foggy morn he did see on the sea

A flea-ridden ship –far too close to flee

 

Crossbones on a flag that he had nearly missed

The menacing ship through the cold morning mist

 

Surrounded by pirates, nothing to do but pray!

Falling prey to the pirates –quite an unlucky day!

 

Brandishing blades of a sharp polished steel

They tore through the ark searching for something to steal

 

The vendor was thankful, no harm befell him

But he’d lost his whole crop –every single last homonym!

 

Dejected, but still with a hope to succeed

He cast a line in the water past a patch of seaweed

 

Feeling a strong bite, quickly he reeled his line in

A stringed instrument, like a giant violin

 

A largemouth fish housed inside, but it simply won’t do

A bass in a bass? Heteronyms won’t earn revenue!

 

He threw them both back, but he wouldn’t quit

Though he was quite discouraged he had to admit.

 

Through that cold ocean water his persistence paid off

He’d fish till his haul was not worthy of scoff

 

For the second time now he felt on his line

A giant tug through the water, a very good sign!

 

A scaredy-cat fowl on a mammal with no hair?

It was a chicken chicken, atop a bare bear!

 

“Now that’s more like it!” The vendor did shout.

And once again with a smile he cast his line out.

 

A kind animal and four-sided shape (for which fun times were rare)

It was a dear deer housed inside a square square!

 

Before that day was up his luck, it sure did change!

He’d caught more than he’d lost, ten times over and some change!