Tahr & Strick

with audio by Jordon Hodges

 

Strik was the baddest fish ever to swim,

Barracudas and sharks steered well clear of him.

 

If ever you face the monster of Loch Ness,

Mention Strik and he’ll flee with no second guess.

 

Tahr –greatest fisherman ever to cast,

Hooked every whopper from here to Belfast.

 

Ask whomever you’d like, back on dry land,

Tahr he was born fishing rod in his hand.

 

Trust when I tell you the whole ocean knew it,

When Strik found Tahr’s hook and bit down into it.

 

Tahr, he fought harder than Achilles at Troy,

His anchor and boat dragged around like a toy.

 

If Strik could speak, he’d have but one vow to quote,

That no man would hoist his fins into a boat.

 

Tidal waves covered islands up past their trees,

As Tahr struggled to bring mighty Strik to his knees.

 

How that battle ended I wish I could say,

But Tahr is still fighting ol’ Strik to this day.

 

Some they will tell you, that it’s not a lie,

Strik lifted Tahr’s boat up into the sky.

 

Others will swear, commoners, even czars,

That Tahr and Strik lifted up into the stars.

 

Detective Gregg

with audio by Jordon Hodges

Sleuthing around Antwerp Central train station

Private detective Gregg Antony Holmes (no relation)

 

Constable Maes had been the first on the scene

At the cargo case, derailed at track number thirteen

 

“You’re too late Holmes, you’re wasting your time on this call

It’s this dust on the tracks here that explains it all

 

“Chimney Sweeps often empty their bags here before catching their trains

This mess on the tracks caused the case to jostle out of its reins

 

“My fine-tuned smarts tell me, and it’s more than just a hunch,

There’s no crime here at all –false alarm –let’s break for lunch”

 

Putting on his hat, Holmes took a step back

He then turned to the Constable to give his feedback

 

“Chimney sweeping’s a profession that’s just not in season

besides, you’ve confused the cause with the reason

 

“The symbol on this case is of the West Charleroi labs

Top five additive producer, for those who keep tabs

 

“If you look a bit closer using your self-proclaimed ’smarts’

You’ll see part one of a crime that requires two parts

 

“This dust has a tint of blue resembling ammonium nitrate

A binary explosive when combined with oxyliquate

 

The kind that could blast the door off the bank vault at Leopold and State

There’s only two people with access to the latter as of late…

 

“One’s the head engineer at the Transportation Bureau

The other happens to be VanMortimer, the greatest criminal I know

 

He boards the express every Friday at Chantiers Château

That train arrives in twelve minutes, so get that lunch to go”

 

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The Chessmaster

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Loud cheering erupted, and camera flashes did glow
At a youth chess tournament, ages twelve and below

Looking to the door young Michael did see
Grandmaster Kozlov, the one and only

He sat across from young Michael, at a table up front
That retired grandmaster publicity stunt

Fifty-five years old and nine championships won
With a peak tournament rating of twenty-seven eighty-one

As the game began Kozlov kept right on talking
Signing autographs of fans who were huddled around gawking

With reporters all around, hanging on every word
Kozlov’s question to Michael was universally heard

“What’s it like sitting across from a chessmaster so great?”
Little Michael moved his queen before replying, “Checkmate.”