with audio by Jordon Hodges
Deep under the ice, frozen stiff as a bone
A crashed NASA space rover carrier drone
It’s fifty miles down, covered in extraterrestrial slime
It’s an interesting story, but perhaps another time…
This tale’s about a monster called Abominable Phil
And to get down to him’s a hundred miles deeper still
Past furlongs of ice, leagues of cold solid stone
He thaws a bit every year, when he’ll be back is unknown
Epochs ago, eons in fact
His steps shook the Earth like a comet’s impact
The size of Alaska, with eyelashes that could smash a duplex!
Whenever he got hungry he would eat a T-Rex!
His footstep caused the crater we now call Hudson Bay
He once kicked down a mountain because it was in his way
He was peaceful enough –walked around rather sedately
At least he was way back when… I can’t speak for him lately…