with audio by Jordon Hodges
A two headed wolf-dog with razor sharp fangs
A scary Medusa with poisonous bangs
A block-beetle monster with twin pointy horn
A vampire bat that’s already airborne
A giant evil count with his cloak wrapped up tight
Now walk back again, but first flip on the light
A roll of old carpet propped against the wall
A sled-kite suspended on a disco ball
The beetle with horns? Just a TV set
The Medusa? A mop: not much of a threat
The two headed wolf dog with razor sharp teeth?
A plastic jack-o-lantern and holiday wreath
Before we wrap up I have one final tip
To save you some frights on your next nighttime trip
If you see something moving that causes great fear,
Relax and breathe easy, it’s always a mirror.
