The supercomputer robot automaton
An engineering marvel and phenomenon
While NASA and Mensa fought over his time
He’d dream of white snow-covered mountains to climb
Not part of his programming, it just made no sense
Why his longing to snowboard was oh so intense
He hated equations; despised maxes and mins
He’d rather add some 360s into 720 spins
He beat the greatest chess master, found the last digit in Pi
But all he wanted was a halfpipe to launch him through the sky
One day the top scientists they thought up a fix
An “upgrade” to give his dreams of snowboarding the nix
On the day set for the install they looked all around
But the robot computer was nowhere to be found
On a pristine snowy hill somewhere far, far away
A new snowboarder was putting on quite a display
Full snow gear including hood, snow goggles, and visor
(covering every square inch of metal so that no one’s the wiser)
No need for food, rest, or sleep he could shred night and day
That supercomputer / automaton runaway
Time to time someone would shout, “That guy’s a machine!”
And a happier robot has never been seen…